You want a poem but you ain't a poet? I can help you with that. For the low low cost of 8 clams I will write you your very own poem & make a little digital doodle or collage for it to live beside!
Get a feel for my style, see the glamorous artstuffs I pair with these fancy MFA program certified words, & read poems from my poem-a-day-project: poemadaydoctoraway.tumblr.com
GET YOUR OWN POEM IN THREE EASY STEPS!
1: Select your type:
Animals Eating Each Other!
Everything is Terrible!
2: Gimmie your deets:
Who is the poem for?
Where should I email it?
3: Wait a hot second:
I'm writing your poem & you'll have it within 24 hours!
I write small poems, your poem will be max 11 lines.
I am very fancy, I have like a lot of degrees in poetry.
Unlikely your poem will rhyme. But anything could happen!
that poem in the pic is from my 'election' digital zine, which you can read here: http://natalieraymond.com/election/